1) But it’s so natural.
So it’s to die…
2) But babies are so cute.
So are puppies but they do not come out of my vagina.
3) It will happen anyways.
Yes? Police officer? I’m in front of a rapist….
4) What a lonely life will you have.
Not lonely enough since I still gotta bare imbecilic ones like you.
5) You will change your mind one day.
Dude, you can see the future?! What’s the next lottery winning number?
6) Do you hate children?
Yes, Yes I do.
7) That’s so selfish.
So it is for you to think you can decide about my life but here you are…still breathing so peacefully.
8) Are you saying that because you can’t have them?
Are you saying that because you can’t think?
9) But what will you do with your life?
Oh, you know, everything YOU want to but can’t. *smirks*
10) God want us to be fruitful.
Why didn’t you tell me I was a tree before! This surely changes everything.
11) It’s women’s greatest achievement!
Neh, I’m sure your mom could have done way better.
12) Who will take care of you when you get old?
Oh, so what you want is a servant. That makes more sense.
13) You should have one before it is too late.
You should shut up before it’s too late.
14) You just don’t understand because you’re not a parent.
People obviously are parents before they have babies, that’s why they want them. Your logic is flawless.
15) But who will pass on your family line?
Duque Henry and Sir Arthur keep asking me the same question. It is so hard to be a queen nowadays.
16) Don’t you want a family on your own?
No, I don’t.
17) It’s your duty as a woman.
In many countries it’s considered a woman’s duty to cut their clitoris when they get their first menarche. Wanna sign up?
18) What about your significant other?
What about me?
19) You’re too young to know that.
Well said, old geezer.
20) You haven’t found the right guy yet.
Neither did your mom and still here you are.
21) But you would be such a great parent.
Yeah…but you know what else can I be? A unicorn. Yeah, I’d be such a cool unicorn.
22) But Babies are such a precious gift.
You’re right. I’ll get one or two from the gift shop next time I go.
23) Don’t you want to give your parents grandchildren?
No. I don’t.
24) Every woman wants a baby.
Well, Stop the press and call the news! I must be a fucking alien.